"She's got a lawyer-father and lots of poise
She treats her competition like her bathtub toys
She'll go investigate at any creaky noise
And she's got an awful hatred of the Hardy Boys!
Whenever there's a mystery, she's always there (but)
When it comes to solving it she hasn't got a prayer
She's always been a wuss but she'll take any dare
If you call her a ginger for her "titan" hair
She's Nancy Drew and she's a psychopath
The Hardy Boys have forever incurred her wrath
For beating her at every mystery
The world has ever seen -
She's Nancy Drew!"
I'm thinking Lars for the singing. Oh yeah.
